Originally Posted by Dayvan Cowboy

Coffee is wondrous, but I agree with you on the Red Bull part.

There's an asshole in our class who says that he gets high off of drinking Monster. Unfortunately, we have to keep telling him that Monster is an Energy Drink, not a drug, and that he's an idiot for thinking so. But, no matter what me and my friends say, he still thinks he's so KEWL AND BR00TAL for drinking 2L of Monster daily.

He's going to get diabetes by the end of this year. I can sense it.