1. Went to the hospital on Halloween for having too much fun
2. Got in a fight with a guy who decked me in the head-- and won
3. Ate a mouthful of dirt for 50 cents
4. Learned Urban's real name and talked to him on the phone
5. Puked on the sidewalk of a trainstation in Hungary when i was 6.
6. Ate a cow's tongue and loved it
7. Was forgotten at the grocery store (thanks dad) when i was 8
8. Ditched my prom date to rescue a cat
9. Got stoned, went to the bathroom at a gas station and got lost looking for the door.
10. Took too many ambien, while lying in bed, and blacked out. woke up the next morning sitting in my Ab Lounge with a nintendo controller (in my hand) stuck inside of a vcr's mouth
