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jastrub · 11-08-2010, 05:35 PM

The B*******s
The B*******s are a three-man group that crank out mostly novelty hits which are musical hybrids of pop, hip-hop, dance and funk. Their success, although usually not extending past middle-school boys, has been sweeping in their genre. Their ability to release consistently popular popular music memes, such as their infamous “B******* Bop” (yet another Cha-Cha Slide rip-off), has intrigued record labels since 1999, when they formed. They have only performed live once to this day, and their real identities are still a bit of a mystery. Their old record label, Krab Apple Records, signed confidentiality forms with them and thus are not allowed to disclose any information regarding their behavior or personal habits. However, regardless of their odd privacy policy, they continue to release high-selling party fodder. Granted, signing these guys will, your audio engineers warn you, “result in a drastic drop in cred... especially with the indie crowd.”

11-08-2010, 05:35 PM	#24 (permalink)
jastrub Groupie Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 47	Band #4: The B***s The B*****s The B***s are a three-man group that crank out mostly novelty hits which are musical hybrids of pop, hip-hop, dance and funk. Their success, although usually not extending past middle-school boys, has been sweeping in their genre. Their ability to release consistently popular popular music memes, such as their infamous “B***** Bop” (yet another Cha-Cha Slide rip-off), has intrigued record labels since 1999, when they formed. They have only performed live once to this day, and their real identities are still a bit of a mystery. Their old record label, Krab Apple Records, signed confidentiality forms with them and thus are not allowed to disclose any information regarding their behavior or personal habits. However, regardless of their odd privacy policy, they continue to release high-selling party fodder. Granted, signing these guys will, your audio engineers warn you, “result in a drastic drop in cred... especially with the indie crowd.”