my worst one ever:
Out for a mates b-day, we leave the club, I'm justifiably sloshed, having consumed 13 pints of cider and a couple shots.
Girl comes up to me and starts fishing for compliments, she says something about thinking she's fat.
What I intend to say: "Eh, chill out, you're obviously not, don't worry about it"
What I actually said: "Eh, being fat is the least of your problems"
Woops. Cue 20 seconds of silence before my brain catches up with my mouth, and I say "I'm very sorry, I think I've just said the exact opposite of what I meant to say"
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Originally Posted by Pedestrian
As for me, my inbox is as of yet testicle-free, and hopefully remains that way. Don't the rest of you get any ideas.
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I'll have you know, my ancestors were Kings of Wicklow! We're as Irish as losing a three-nil lead in a must-win fixture!
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