11-27-2010, 06:52 PM
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#167 (permalink)
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Moper
Join Date: Jan 2010
Posts: 510
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GuitarBizarre
my worst one ever:
Out for a mates b-day, we leave the club, I'm justifiably sloshed, having consumed 13 pints of cider and a couple shots.
Girl comes up to me and starts fishing for compliments, she says something about thinking she's fat.
What I intend to say: "Eh, chill out, you're obviously not, don't worry about it"
What I actually said: "Eh, being fat is the least of your problems"
Woops. Cue 20 seconds of silence before my brain catches up with my mouth, and I say "I'm very sorry, I think I've just said the exact opposite of what I meant to say"
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Classic.
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