Flyingpig437

Un****in' beliveable!
I just got the bus back from town and at the depot in the next but one village to where I live the driver's change over. The new driver got on and as we set off I noticed a bit of a chill had suddenly hit me. Then it dawned on me that the driver had his window open thereby blasting the bus with freezing wind. As I got off, which was near the terminus so there was only me and another guy on at that point, I said 'you're freezing the bus out with that window open.' The driver said 'i've got to stop myself from sweating!' (he seemed to be wearing about 3 sweatshirts btw). So I said 'if i was getting on when you turn round and were going back to Doncaster I wouldn't put up with it.' Then unbelievably he said 'So you'd rather I fall asleep?'. The implication being in the intense sweltering heat he'd faint!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have rarely been so gobsmacked!!!

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