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Originally Posted by SATCHMO
Dad: Have some roasted red red peppers. They're good for the prostrate.
Me: I don't have to shove them up my ass, do I?
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Originally Posted by right-track
Me: Is it going to be fancy dress again for tonight's match?
City fan: Fancy dress?????
Me: Yeah. When half the City fans go dressed as empty blue seats!
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Haha, those are brilliant.