Thursday, December 24, 2009 23:11:59
[23:11] tumorattitude: Dude........I love you.
[23:12] tumorattitude: You're beautiful.
[23:12] KHFREEK: happy kwanzaa
[23:12] KHFREEK: I'm not beautiful though <_<
[23:12] tumorattitude: Happy black Hippie day to you too.
[23:13] tumorattitude: And you are beautiful. More then you will ever know. You are an icecream paintjob, babe.
[23:13] tumorattitude: Clean on the inside, cream on the outside?
[23:14] tumorattitude: Icecream paintjob, icecream paintjob?
[23:14] KHFREEK: :0
[23:15] tumorattitude: : D
[23:17] KHFREEK: what are you getting for the holidays
[23:18] tumorattitude: I just asked everyone to donate to charity.
[23:18] tumorattitude: Breast implants.
[23:18] tumorattitude: For my dog.
[23:18] KHFREEK: oh yeah, I read that
[23:19] tumorattitude: Ah? Where?
[23:19] KHFREEK: some MB thread
[23:19] tumorattitude: Are youz a lUrKeRRRRR?
[23:20] KHFREEK: no, I just read other people's posts
[23:20] tumorattitude: Ah. What are you getting?
[23:20] KHFREEK: N64/PS1 games, mostly
[23:21] tumorattitude: Well, thats a good thing.
[23:21] KHFREEK: I'm disillusioned with this generation of gaming
[23:22] tumorattitude: I have a gameboy micro. I play the lamest, most ironic games on it.
[23:22] tumorattitude: Waiting for Jhonen to make a videogame.....
[23:23] tumorattitude: Jhonen Vasquez, that is........
[23:23] KHFREEK: indie game developer?
[23:24] tumorattitude: Hey, at least we're not emo purists playing oldskool nintendozzzz.
[23:24] tumorattitude: Animator, have you ever heard of Invader Zim or Johnny the Homicidal Maniac?
[23:24] KHFREEK: yes
[23:24] KHFREEK: good stuff
[23:24] KHFREEK: brb
[23:25] tumorattitude: Thats Jhonen.
[23:25] KHFREEK: (auto-response from khfreek) Dishes
[23:49] KHFREEK: back
[23:49] KHFREEK: Genndy Tartakovsky destroys Jhonen Vasquez
[23:50] tumorattitude: Too lazy to google that ****.
[23:51] tumorattitude: brb
[23:52] tumorattitude: I loved Samarai Jack.
[23:52] KHFREEK: me too
[23:53] KHFREEK: and Dexter's Lab
[23:53] tumorattitude: Oh my god, we are totally the same age!
[23:53] tumorattitude: Did you watch Hey Arnold?
[23:53] KHFREEK: nah, I think you're older
[23:53] KHFREEK: yes
[23:54] tumorattitude: I'm 15.
[23:54] KHFREEK: oh
[23:54] KHFREEK: donate to charity for christmas!
[23:54] KHFREEK: ?
[23:54] KHFREEK: you are not a kid, my friend
[23:54] KHFREEK: <_<
[23:56] tumorattitude: You're right, I'm luring you in because I want to rub my greasy hands all over your body until my **** hardens. Then I want to insert it in and out of your tight, teenage ******* until I explode.
[23:56] tumorattitude: I'm a fugly old MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
[23:57] KHFREEK: trolling is incongruous with donating christmas money to charity ><
[23:57] KHFREEK: make your mind up, son
[23:57] tumorattitude: My mom doesn't listen.
[23:58] tumorattitude: She bought me **** anyway.
[23:58] KHFREEK: what a bitch
[23:58] tumorattitude: Aw.
[23:58] KHFREEK: /sarcasm
[23:58] tumorattitude: Nerdface.
[23:58] tumorattitude: I hope you cry after I rape you.
[00:00] KHFREEK: I hope I do to
[00:00] KHFREEK: it might unleash the repressed memories of my grandfather thrusting a cactus up my ass every time I visited him
[00:00] KHFREEK: ohshi-
[00:00] KHFREEK: just remembered
[00:01] tumorattitude: Mmmmph.
[00:02] tumorattitude: I have good news for you.
[00:02] tumorattitude: My peen doesn't have spikes.
[00:09] tumorattitude: Are you creeped out?
[00:09] KHFREEK: no
[00:10] tumorattitude: : DDDDDDDDDDd
[00:16] tumorattitude: Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa la laaaa
[00:16] tumorattitude: oooooooooooooooooooooooh ooooooooooooh
[00:16] tumorattitude: La la laaaaaaaaaa
[00:16] tumorattitude: Oooooooooooooooh ooooooooooooh
[00:28] KHFREEK: ?
[00:29] tumorattitude: I just tooooooooooook an Adddddddeeeeeeeraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllll
[00:32] KHFREEK: Your blue bitch, so young and handsome
[00:32] KHFREEK: so new to your bedroom floor
[00:32] KHFREEK: you know damn well where you're goin'!
[00:32] tumorattitude: Oh my god!
[00:32] tumorattitude: I'm the best!
[00:33] tumorattitude: I'm the coolest person everrrrrrrr!
[00:34] KHFREEK: ok
[00:34] KHFREEK: I'll bite
[00:34] KHFREEK: why are you so cool
[00:34] tumorattitude: This is the best.
[00:34] tumorattitude: Because I JUUUUSSST TOOOOK AN AAAAADDDDDDDDERAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL
[00:35] KHFREEK: Adderall is widely reported to increase alertness, confidence, concentration and overall cognitive performance while decreasing user fatigue.
[00:35] tumorattitude: Um, yaaaaaah.
[00:35] tumorattitude: Duuuuuuuuh.
[00:35] KHFREEK: you don't seem alert
[00:35] KHFREEK: or concentrated
[00:35] tumorattitude: Its ADHD medication.
[00:35] tumorattitude: I'm just happy.
[00:36] KHFREEK: so you don't have ADD
[00:36] tumorattitude: I could run a ****ing marathon.
[00:36] tumorattitude: Nooooooooooo.
[00:36] KHFREEK: Adderall is a Schedule II drug under the Controlled Substance Act due to having addiction potential and potent effects on blood pressure.
[00:37] tumorattitude: **** iiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttt.
[00:37] tumorattitude: I feeeeeeeeeeeel sooooooooo gooooooooooooooooood
[00:38] KHFREEK: know who else felt good?
[00:38] KHFREEK: Hitler
[00:38] tumorattitude: Hitler only felt good to Aryans. My hair is the color of SHIIIIIIIIIIT
[00:38] tumorattitude: I gotsta gooooooooooo
[00:38] tumorattitude: I can has CHORES TO DOOOOOOOOOO
[00:38] KHFREEK: good luck with those
[00:38] KHFREEK: bye
