Originally Posted by Conan

You know the kind.

Trying to have a discussion with someone who initially made black and white claims like "X band SUCKS!" or "IMPEACH X" and when they're cornered they revert to "It's just my opinion, why do you care so much?"

That "arguing on the internet is like competing in the special olympics" quote. If one more person does that I'm going to blow a gasket. You aren't original for using it and is completely irrelevant in most (all) cases.

FAIL!! overuse. Just because you don't like it, doesn't make it a fail. Know your memes.

Cool Story Bro or kthxbye abuse. Seriously, just because you don't feel like reading something or it goes above your head, doesn't mean it's nonsense.