I come here with a couple good ones. A couple weeks ago, I had family from out of town visit.
Cousin: Can I see your Ipod?
Me: Sure.
Cousin: *after searching for a while* Why do you have Beethoven on here? Isn't he an opera singer or something?
And also, somehow me and my friend got on the subject of Eminem earlier today.
Him: Yeah, well, they're pretty famous.
Me: "They?"
Him: Yeah, Eminem.
Me: Um... *not exactly sure what to say* Eminem is a guy, not a band.
Him: I'm pretty sure it's a band.
Me: No, Eminem is a rapper. Believe me. Believe me
Him: It's a band.
Me: His real name is Marshall Mathers. He's a person. Believe me. I'm sure.
*this goes on for a while*
*friend sits down next to us*
Me: Oh hey. Uh... listen, man. Eminem is a rapper, right? Not a band?
Friend2: Yeah... why?
And in my head, I'm like "Because we just got into a really stupid argument."
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