Today I was buying a drink at a convenience store by my work. I go there all the time so the guy behind the counter knows me. Anyway, when I pulled a five dollar bill out of my wallet to pay I noticed the words "FUCK YOU" written in big letters across Abe Lincoln's face. I was kind of hoping the guy I was handing it to wouldn't notice, but he did and he made a weird face like he wasn't sure if I was mocking him in some way and... well... it was awkward.
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