Weird question, but anyone ever just consider pissing themselves to save time and effort? Like one time me and my old bandmates were staying in the second floor or this furnished garage with no plumbing or heating. If you wanted to go, you either went outside or next door. I woke up and it was so cold and I had to take a piss so bad that I contemplated just pissing in my pants for warmth. I didn't, though.
