The gay dude I live with keeps asking me for fashion advice. No man, I don't know whether the skin-tight striped shirt or the Dr. Mario shirt is better suited for the clubs. Do I honestly look like, or seem like, the type of guy who goes clubbing? No, I don't know if you should gel your hair, and no I can't cut it for you. What on Earth would make you think that a guy who wears flannels, beanies, and the same jeans everyday would have any credibility with fashion?
Any time he asks me if a shirt or jeans or whatever looks good, I always just say yes. Cause to me, it's whatever. Just dress however, it's not a huge deal. I go for the "hardly cares, but tries just enough to not look completely sloppy" look. Not the "spend an hour contemplating which colors match best and which shoes go with my outfit" look. I'm tired of him asking me for advice. I don't know what looks most attractive for your man-date, so stop asking me.
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