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Old 01-28-2011, 10:32 AM   #7036 (permalink)
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The gay dude I live with keeps asking me for fashion advice. No man, I don't know whether the skin-tight striped shirt or the Dr. Mario shirt is better suited for the clubs. Do I honestly look like, or seem like, the type of guy who goes clubbing? No, I don't know if you should gel your hair, and no I can't cut it for you. What on Earth would make you think that a guy who wears flannels, beanies, and the same jeans everyday would have any credibility with fashion?

Any time he asks me if a shirt or jeans or whatever looks good, I always just say yes. Cause to me, it's whatever. Just dress however, it's not a huge deal. I go for the "hardly cares, but tries just enough to not look completely sloppy" look. Not the "spend an hour contemplating which colors match best and which shoes go with my outfit" look. I'm tired of him asking me for advice. I don't know what looks most attractive for your man-date, so stop asking me.
lol I ran into that problem before it shattered my whole stereotypical thinking that all gay guys were good with fashion. I had a friend that completely didn't know how to dress himself. I'm like wtf don't you have any home training? plus you are GAY you automatically know about fashion and how to dress yourself properly. Well not this guy. I don't spend loads of time thinking about what colors match best it just comes to me automatically. I do tend to dress to impress a majority of the time that I live the house but if I'm just going around the corner to get something quickly then I'd just rock some sweats and a hoodie and roll out.
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