Originally Posted by RandyMarsh

I ate an apple. That was my highlight of the day.

Well that and the dead hooker that fell through my car window and just so happened to be carrying a $ 1,000,000 note.

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.