Clearly you're not drunk enough.

Is there such thing as "drunk enough"?

Yeah, I think they could do with better writers! :)

A forum filled with semi-pretentious peeps who know way more about music then you. They're awesome taste and lightning fast ability to criticize you will both fascinate and infuriate you. Possiply the best music community on the internet.
You're favorite bands are horrid! Welcome to music banter!

Music banter is better then muzicforums because they have a stupid name!

Um...you're joking right?

When this forum starts making sense then you're drunk enough. That's just a jumping off point though obviously.

Oh damn. This makes so much sense.

That's a good thing.

It means Batlord is never wrong.

You're a small man. Metaphorically speaking of course.

Yeah bitch ****ing yeah bitch **** 'n' **** 'n' ****in' yeah dude.

It was there long before I was here, when right-track was still a regular mod, so I imagine there are very few people here who could tell you.

:)