Someone needs to spank you.

Feel free, sweet cheeks.

Is this a private party?^

Go find your own party, you whore.

I just wanted to be like, an understudy. Incase Lil gets cold feet. Cos I'm going to tie you down and beat you within an inch of your life.

I said someone. Preferably someone with a hazmat suit.

That someone is clearly not me.

Your bony little claws would probably just turn my ass into sliced ham anyway.

Nobody cares about you bitch^.
Where the feck is Machine.

*sigh*