A final final final proposal for how stuff needs to get done
 

have one mod or core team of mods dedicated soley to getting rid of spammers and **** like that, but with no ability to punish members otherwise

make another cluster of mods... like a colony of bees defending the hive. these bee mods can ban somebody if they are really that ****ty but just as a bee sacrifices itself and loses its stinger and dies after an attack for the colony, these mods will immediately lose their modship upon banning someone. then their modship will be reallocated to someone else, determined by a simple algorithm designed to pick a random mb member

once you lose your modship you are excluded from the list of potential bee mods, so the algorithm won't pick the same member twice

until all members have been run through, then the whole thing refreshes and everyone becomes a candidate once more

implement this system and you will see this site blossom into a beautiful honey producing bee colony

have one troll or core team of trolls dedicated solely irritating members and **** like that, but with no ability to flame members otherwise

make another cluster of trolls... like a colony of bees defending the hive. these bee trolls can get ban by somebody if they are really that ****ty but just as a bee sacrifices itself and loses its stinger and dies after an attack for the colony, these trolls will immediately lose their trollship upon banning. then their trollship will be reallocated to someone else, determined by a simple algorithm designed to pick a random mb member

once you lose your trollship you are excluded from the list of potential bee trolls, so the algorithm won't pick the same member twice

until all members have been run through, then the whole thing refreshes and everyone becomes a candidate once more

implement this system and you will see this site blossom into a beautiful honey producing bee colony

pretty **** attempt, neo

lol'd

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I don't know 'bout ya'll, but I'm voting JWB for Member of the Year when the MB Awards come around.

Nah Soulflower's gettin my vote

Imagine batlord as a mod, though.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. I'd ban random people for an hour, just to piss them off, and edit people's posts to say dirty things.

By random people he of course means me.

Too obvious. I'd let you sweat.

Not to mention that every hour I'm not here is an hour you can't bug me...

Maybe I'd just ban you for a day during Metal Month.

I'd just post twice as much the next day. And make sure there was plenty of progressive metal to annoy you with. :)

And as a mod, I'd be able to edit your posts to say whatever I want.

Yeah but could you write in my style? Anyway I know you: you'd get bored with that pretty quickly.

Yes, because over the years I've clearly become bored with ****ing with you. If you think I'd relent when my power was in ascension, then you dearly need to buy a clue.

It doesn't seem that your interest in picking on TH has diminish in any capacity yet.

Your powers of observation are exceeded only by your powers of masturbation.

is that supposed to be a rhyme?

Your face is supposed to be a rhyme.

I bet you're really glad you can stop doing that now, aren't ya?

No more rhymes, I mean it!

No, bro. :(

Anybody want a peanut?

That is the most delayed response I've ever seen.

Only cause Oriphiel was delayed in a time machine.