^ I was wondering the same thing, but I figured some things are better left unknown.

I mean that was so horrible to look at that pee is cleaner.

You are the only person in the world that has ever used a phrase like that.

I bet he says "I could care less" a lot.

Maybe he uses it in the literal meaning.

"Your father just died."

"Well, I could definitely care less than this."

Oh god, he's one of those people.

Oh god, I'm one of those people.

Looks like they dont mind if swearing is done on the bases here ...... Why dont they just remove the filtering altogether? (I mean if they dont care that he posted that above,why not just allow it straight out?)

Probably to be safe with Google. Bypassing it isn't hard anyway, literally taken no fucking time, you fucktard.

This site is owned by some random advertising company that doesn't give a **** about this place. They won't even respond to emails from the admins (who are their actual paid employees). We can't even get new emoticons so I doubt they'll ever bother with the filter.

Something something if you give an inch...something.

Then the Google Nazis will annex the Sudetenland.

Pee is quite sterile, actually.

You would know.

I heard that if you drink your spouse's piss and they drink yours that you both will form a supercell immune system that will detoxify your body of nitrates, tvh exitotoxins, and food that lingers in your fat cells.

Never know when that knowledge might come in handy. I keep it tucked in the spider-webby corners of my brain like an emergency condom.

Yeah, you would say that.

Don't you have some ****ty music still awaiting to be composed?

Blast it all to hell! Time to switch gears.

I think Nightwish has too many albums as it is.

Yeah, you would say that.

Don't you have another forum where you can spew inane jabs as a way to cover up the fact that you're not funny?

This applies to everyone here.

I really admire that astute assessment, Robert :)

I do, but the people there are much too classy to actually amuse me with their retorts.

Yeah, you wou....eh **** it.

You're sterile.

As opposed to you, who's had a lot of success knocking up digital porn?

I knock myself up.

Giving anal birth to turds which incidentally resemble your face, isn't the same as knocking yourself up.

It's not? Oh crap.

I beg to differ.

At least you no longer have to feel the guilt of being a sh!tty @ss deadbeat dad, eh?

Yep! Now i'm a single deadbeat ******* with mental instability.

As the saying goes, "beg in one hand, and sh!t in the other, and see which one calls you 'father' first."

99 problems but a b!tch ain't one?

Your mother would say otherwise.

Jokes on you. I was raised by mountain lions, you suicidial beastiality-enthusiast, you.

Well that's something new to put on my resume. Right under "will **** anything that breaths or breathed recently."

Exactly which jobs are you applying for? :confused:

A job at the morgue, probably.