Is there any country music which doesn't sound dreadfull?
 

I was told that MOST country and western songs are about common everyday events. I decided to try it for myself. I accidently spilled some beer on my stove today...it was traumatic as it was my last one. I will relate it to you in song...

Foam, foam on the range.
Where my beeer tipped over and sprayed
Where seldom is heard,
a discouraging word
Cuz what can some spilled beer foam say but;
"howdy pard'ner!"


;) hehe