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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1956360)

Dude

There’s way better things to do in Japan

And whatever that bitch has gotten away with they will put your ass in jail. They will put you through the worst month of your life without even charging you. They got a dark side you don’t want to **** with. And why would you? Smile be friendly they buy you beer and it’s easy to get laid. Why **** on that?

Oh yeah no I've heard the horror stories of Japanese police and their OTT fascist powers to **** on anyone they suspect of anything and the public's perception that if you get arrested you're clearly guilty, cause of course the establishment has their best interests at heart. All I want to do is be harmlessly annoying just like in America. Being a complete prick at a Buddhist temple doesn't interest me, I just want to engage with Japanese one-on-one and confuse them as to whether or not I'm being confrontational or just ignorant of their customs.

It's the little douchebaggeries in life that interest me. Like constantly walking into their homes without taking off my shoes and then acting horrified that I committed such an obvious gaffe even though I knew full well what I was doing. Or belching openly at dinner cause that's totally okay, right? I read it somewhere so clearly it must be true even though I'm almost certain it's not.

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1956360)

They will put your ass in jail. They will put you through the worst month of your life without even charging you. They got a dark side you don’t want to **** with.

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As an American DO NOT **** around in Asian countries. Actually, any foreign country.

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I just want to engage with Japanese one-on-one and confuse them as to whether or not I'm being confrontational or just ignorant of their customs.

If that’s your game. Sounds like a waste of plane fare to me.

I bet if we there in a bar and a couple girls came over and they liked you because you’re younger or whatever you’d have a new attitude real quick but if you really wanted to start **** with some dudes that’s fine. We can catch up later. Or not. Depending on how that works out for you.

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1956365)

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As an American DO NOT **** around in Asian countries. Actually, any foreign country.

The Chinese are pretty aggro but you spent time there. You’ve probably seen some American lunkhead trying be all Texas and **** until he got set straight. I definitely watched my behavior in the little time I was in China. I didn’t have any interest in getting a closer look at their legal system.

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1956376)

If the bitches are receptive then the game changes. I'm talking more casual encounters whenever I'm in the mood to troll.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1956402)

If the bitches are receptive then the game changes.

Church

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1956410)

Church

Bro, I'm not turning down sideways pussy just so I can be a twat. Belie' dat.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1956411)

Bro, I'm not turning down sideways pussy just so I can be a twat. Belie' dat.

Am I allowed to call people immature?

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1956413)

Am I allowed to call people immature?

Sigh. Yes I know it's a myth but it was a joke, you ****.