Don't go for the ignorant American stereotype man, you can do better.

I've been to the Balkans. Still got some Lev I didn't manage to spend before I left. Two Levs.

Are you saying war and genocide aren't national past times in those countries?

It's a worldwide sport tbh.

At least we're smart enough not to play games at home anymore.

Pastime*

The wars ended 23 years ago bro. You might as well say you don't want to live in Europe for what happened during WWII.

But just to be clear, the Balkans wouldn't be my go to choice for a permanent residence either. But you're still much more likely to be a victim of violent crime in the States than you are in the Balkans, is all I'm sayin'...;)

I guess my neighborhood didn’t get the memo.

Well I guess it can pretty dumb to judge a country by their worst news reports then.

Of 25 years ago?

Charles, go back to sleep.