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Burning Down

04-07-2014 04:44 PM

Why UPS said no to left turns | Toronto Star

UPS says they only map out routes with right turns, which means they can be more efficient and deliver parcels on time. Mmmmmkay.

Euronomus

04-07-2014 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1436811)

Why UPS said no to left turns | Toronto Star

UPS says they only map out routes with right turns, which means they can be more efficient and deliver parcels on time. Mmmmmkay.

No they try to avoid as many lefts as possible which is totally logical in all but the smallest of towns.

Cuthbert

04-15-2014 04:19 AM

Permanent makeup tattoos, the celebrity craze that's scarring women for life | Mail Online

Quote:

‘They transformed my face, making my eyes appear bigger and they looked really natural. But this time, they were in totally the wrong place. They were different shapes and the arches were far too high — I looked permanently surprised.

The Batlord

04-15-2014 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Christian Benteke (Post 1440038)

Permanent makeup tattoos, the celebrity craze that's scarring women for life | Mail Online

:D

Good. Idiots.

Psy-Fi

04-15-2014 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christian Benteke (Post 1440038)

Permanent makeup tattoos, the celebrity craze that's scarring women for life | Mail Online

:D

It could always be worse...

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Plankton

04-15-2014 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psy-Fi (Post 1440143)

Holy bad decisions Batman!

Psy-Fi

04-17-2014 06:01 AM

Wu-Tang Clan-affiliated rapper Andre Johnson cut off penis then attempted suicide | Mail Online

Janszoon

04-17-2014 06:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psy-Fi (Post 1440922)

Wu-Tang Clan-affiliated rapper Andre Johnson cut off penis then attempted suicide | Mail Online

Jesus.

Also, am I a horrible person for finding the way this was written funny: Andre Johnson was rushed to hospital along with his penis...

djchameleon

04-17-2014 06:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psy-Fi (Post 1440922)

Wu-Tang Clan-affiliated rapper Andre Johnson cut off penis then attempted suicide | Mail Online

Yeah I read about that story yesterday. Was going to post it but never got around to it.

Apparently he isn't that affiliated like stories are reporting but besides that fact. If you are going to kill yourself you need to jump off of a building that's higher than two stories. Come on now.

You don't really want to kill yourself if you think that you'll die from a second story drop.