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Originally Posted by Fluff (Post 2017635)

https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...declare-jesus?

Just leaving this here.

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Originally Posted by article

"This is not a pointless thing. The eternal lives of this tribe is at hand and I can’t wait to see them around the throne of God worshipping in their own language, as Revelations 7:9-10 states"

Saint Peter: Next!

*Sentinelese guy steps up*

Saint Peter: Yo, who dis bitch?

Angel Attendant: His record says that he was a super nice herbalist that dedicated his life to helping others.

Saint Peter: Mm.

Angel Attendant: He also created a system of irrigation and food distribution that virtually eliminated starvation among his people.

Saint Peter: Not bad, not bad.

Angel Attendant: Oh, and he built an orphanage with his bare hands.

Saint Peter: Cool, cool. But did he accept Jesus as his personal savior?

Angel Attendant: Uh... *flips through his holy paperwork* No.

Saint Peter: Ha! *hits a big red button, sending the Sentinelese guy down a chute to hell* Seeya, bitch!

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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 2017848)

lol

Have you ever played in a casino?

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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 2017908)

Yes but I don't like games of chance

*uses pullout method*

Perhaps it's a recent change of heart.

I'll bet she's been practicing her kegel exercises for the same reason.

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Originally Posted by FETCHER. (Post 2017774)

I don’t understand why anyone would ever want to get in touch with a tribe like this. A quick google search shows they are definitlty hostile. I have no sympathy for the idiot.

Could you imagine air dropping a bunch of guns, porno mags and cocaine to that tribe? I wonder how that would turn out?

► White House Authorizes Military Troops At Southern Border To Act In A Law Enforcement Capacity & Use Deadly Force

► South Korea's KIM JONG YANG Elected President Of INTERPOL

► 30+ People Killed & 50 Injured In Terrorist Attack On Pakistani Market

► 2 People Killed & 1 injured As Rebels Storm Chinese Consulate In Pakistan

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Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2017912)

*uses pullout method*

:laughing:

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Originally Posted by [MERIT] (Post 2017932)

Could you imagine air dropping a bunch of guns, porno mags and cocaine to that tribe? I wonder how that would turn out?

Yeah, I’m imagining it would end up similar to America.

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Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg (Post 2017249)

Would your average Nickelback fan know who they are and have an opinion on them?

I don't know the average Nickelback fan. Actually, I don't know any Nickelback fans.

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 2018157)

I don't know the average Nickelback fan. Actually, I don't know any Nickelback fans.

:rofl: