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sweet_nothing 07-05-2008 06:12 AM

'The guy told officers he covered himself in barbecue sauce because he wanted to hide from the government.'

:rofl: Well, we all do that from time to time but we do it in our own homes, I mean am I right or am I right?

idancetothevu 07-06-2008 03:09 PM

^^^

haha

lucifer_sam 07-07-2008 04:01 PM

It may not be that funny to a lot of people, but here's something from around my area: after the loss of Marian Hossa to the Detroit Red Wings [after we lost to them in the Stanley Cup Finals, too (that's ice hockey for you Western Europeans)], we signed someone else:

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Gone, most notably, are Marian Hossa and Ryan Malone, the team's best wingers, who were lost in free agency. In their place, both signed to one-year deals, are Miroslav Satan and Ruslan Fedotenko, two wingers who are less productive and older.
That's right. I don't care how his name is actually pronounced. We just made a contract with Satan, i.e. The Prince of Darkness. Ima gonna snatch me up a jersey as soon as they come off the press.

Despite loss of Hossa, Penguins still look solid

Piss Me Off 07-16-2008 07:37 AM

Not massively unbelievable, but the UK is under attack!

Killer crabs march on UK | The Sun |HomePage|News

sweet_nothing 07-16-2008 07:57 AM

Well I think England's sea food demand is going to increase, I mean who woldn't want to eat a giant crap?

Piss Me Off 07-16-2008 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweet_nothing (Post 498044)
Well I think England's sea food demand is going to increase, I mean who woldn't want to eat a giant crap?

Hehehe...

sweet_nothing 07-16-2008 08:07 AM

I meant what I said ;)

right-track 07-19-2008 05:45 PM

BBC NEWS | England | Dorset | Men find dolphin in inland garden

Laces Out Dan! 07-19-2008 05:47 PM

Thats really strange. How the hell did it get there.

right-track 07-19-2008 05:47 PM

Two grown men living together...both sailors...a dead dolphin...they just found it there...who are they trying to kid?


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