Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2115842)

Then can you stop with the skim milk? You don't really like it, you just started buying it for health reasons and have convinced yourself that you actually do like it and it's annoying cause **** skim milk.

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2115849)

I'm taking the dog cause I can't live without the 10/10 oral sex.

Originally Posted by Anteater (Post 2115851)

There's an angsty pop-punk song here waiting to happen.

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 2115853)

There are already too many pop punk songs about adults having 15 year old girlfriends, we don't need to start throwing dog variations into the mix.

Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2115828)

Actually you're not even included



Knew it was just a matter of time. I think we'd all prefer if you went back to saying horrible but genuine things rather than keeping up this scared old man look.