Say "pretty please".

And a new romance was born.

He went from ZeDong to MyDong.

Twitter is a dumpster fire, just put it down for everyone's sake.

Twitter is the best. Some of the funniest **** happens there.


In other news, somebody started shooting at cops in Ogden.

Good

Church

Yeah I hope they burn the city to the ground when those cops get acquitted.

**** man I was thinking the same thing earlier. I want to see bodies in the streets.

Are we agreed those cops are getting off? Like they probably won't be reinstated (I stand open to being wrong on even that) but they'll still get off on a reasonable doubt cause juries are suckers for seeing cops as being in a warzone where any level of brutality is excusable so long as it's possible that the victim could have eaten a can of spinach and murdered them if they so much as relaxed for a second. At best they'll get five years with four on probation or something.