Gas them!

Probably "get a mini submarine, he says. We'll be rich, he says. Oy vey! I shoulda listened to my mother. When are you gonna marry a nice doctor or something?"

Shrug. I don't know any Jewish names, besides it wouldn't matter. As you - or someone - said, it wasn't about the race it was the nationality. The joke, such as it was, would have worked equally with or without the Spanish name.

Roll on summer! :D
http://kildare.ie/newsimages/spanish-students.jpg

Lol, last year we also had to go to Ireland and stay there for 8 days. But not in a big city like Dublin. We were going to stay in Bray, I think. Unfortunately COVID spoiled everything.

Were you a jabbering hoard overflowing the buses?

well...:rolleyes:

Next time you're heading my way let me know and I'll make sure to... avoid you. :laughing:

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If you were older I'd say I'd love to meet up, but a 14-year old Spanish girl and a 58-year old Irish guy? You don't need your maths thread to work out the equation there, and it certainly ends with me squirming very uncomfortably in a police station... :laughing:

Cop 1: "So, you KNEW she was 14, huh?"
Me: "Um, yeah..."
Cop 1: "And you posed as a 14-year old?"
Me: "No, I didn't. She knew I was 58."
Cop 2: "And you were going to talk to her about MUSIC?"
Me: "Yeah."
Cop 1: "You expect us to believe that?"
Cop 2: "You disgust me."
Cop 3: "Anyone want coffee?"
Cops 1 and 2: "NO! GTFO!"
Cop 1: "Now, where were we?"
Me: "Look, she just asked about music recommendations on this site..."
Cop 2: "Music eh?"
Cop 1: "Bet you thought you'd make sweet music with her eh?"
Me: "No. I just wanted to see her. And then there was this maths thing..."
Cop 2: "Maths?!! My father was shot by a maths teacher!"
Cop 1: "You're going DOWN, scumbag!"

Yeah, just not worth it. Send me a postcard maybe. Much safer.
:shycouch:

Lol oh jeez.

lmao