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Think that bloke was spot on on the video, kids shouldn't be told this shit.

Just tell her her dad died because she didn't clean her room. She's obviously suggestible so it's a good way to get her to tighten up and start behaving.

Dog Attack: Girl Was Killed By 'Stray' Bulldog

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This little girl killed by the muscly bastard dog. Hate to criticise the parents but why would you keep a dog (a rehomed dog as well, even more reason to be wary) that size in a fucking flat with a little girl built like a twig ffs?

This picture is even worse (different dog) - http://media.skynews.com/media/image...-1-522x293.jpg

Simple fact is that certain breeds (like the one that killed this girl) pitbulls/fighting dogs cannot be trusted and should not be kept as pets with young kids around. They are unpredictable and very few owners can control them at the best of times.

"oh, but our Tyson is harmless, he'd lick you to death lmao" Horseshit. They are killers.

Should need a license to own a dog tbh.

Don't you go spewing that bullshit where someone might believe you, friend. You said it yourself that it was a rehomed dog, so obviously it went through bad owners in its early life, which is very hard to overcome. They have the capacity to be monsters but it really depends on how they're raised.

If scrotes and tramps owned Labs and Chihuahuas there'd be less dead kids, it's these same type of dogs again and again attacking and killing people. Certain breeds (like the one that killed this girl) are bred for fighting, for every dog attack victim there is an owner saying how out of character it was and how their dog would never normally hurt a fly. That boils my piss.

It is a shame that some people raise dogs that have the capacity to be great dogs as fighting dogs, I agree. However, if you look at the cases of people saying that attacks are out of the ordinary, they commonly got their dog from the pound. Not every dog from the pound has a bad history, but what sadly happens is that people will raise their dogs like ****s and abandon them or have them taken away and put in a pound. The dog's nature does have the ability to be outright vicious, but it takes a ****ty owner to do so.

If those dogs got banned like the prudes want them to, I think that the same stigma would move on to German shepards or some other large dog for the same reasons as pits and rotties.

They shouldn't be banned but there should be much stricter controls.

Proper licensing which assesses the people keeping the dog and where it is kept, restrictions on where you can go with a dog not under strict control, massive fines/jail for people who don't control the dogs properly.

Dog home needs a good seeing to as well.

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This guy has provided me a years worth of entertainment, god bless Canadian crackheads.

I completely agree. These dogs get a bad rep for what humans train them as to fight. They are naturally gentle dogs but by being starved and forced to fight they become the devils spawn.

The space aliens have invaded us and they're disguised as cops...

New Mexico man sues over repeated anal probes by police | Reuters

Just saw this story today. It's been unfolding for a few years and I find the quantity and quality of the hoard rather mind-blowing (not to mention the potential monetary value.)

German art hoard held unknown Chagall, Matisse

Read about this a few days ago. Kind of mind blowing the rare finds they came up with.

this might be an older story but it's still pretty extreme.

Daily Kos: Absolutely unimaginable this could happen in America

It gets worse as you keep reading on.

I'm assuming he sued?

Idk but I'm guessing he did. I'll look into it and find an update to it.



Woman saved by her family members after they locate and kill her kidnapper! | The Rundown


This family went and saved their relative from an abusive asshole boyfriend that kidnapped her. They kicked in the door and shot him as he was in the process of stabbing her. This is such a bad ass story it needs to be made into a Lifetime movie.

thats badass. cheers to them


theres a story that just happened on election day. a white guy basically misled voters to believe he was black and won the election in a black jurisdiction or whatever. i think his name was dan wilson or somethin. i just find that hilarious

ROFL what a douche. I just looked it up. Dave Wilson.

Huge Anti-gay republican.

White, Anti-Gay Republican Wins Local Election After Pretending To Be Black

Shouldn't this headline be in past tense?

This story sounds like America

Yep but I didn't make the headline. They were so excited they forgot to change kill to killed.

You still understand that it was in the past though.

Not really a "I can't believe" story, but very interesting just the same:

The second operating system hiding in every mobile phone

Baha. Baha. Bahahahahahahahahaha! That's what you dickbeaters get for being from Texas.

#davewilson4prez

$83 million for a rock. A bloody rock.

BBC News - Pink Star diamond fetches record $83m at auction

In the video, the guy makes a good point about research and knowing who you're voting for.
At the same time, it does say a lot that all it takes to win an election in a black majority is to be black or not white. There are some black Republicans. Might pay to vote based on record and social/political ideology rather than skin color...

Oh not you, I mean't the person who wrote it.

Gotcha.

Not necessarily, the whole all it takes to win an election in a black majority is to be black or not white.

In this case specifically, the guy that he was running against was black. So it was "two" black people running for the same position not just a "oh he's black let's vote for him".

The aggression of his marketing campaign and the deception that he went through to make it seem like he was a friendly candidate to vote for is the big issue here. It's actually the main reason he won. I do agree that most voters are slow and just end up voting based off of ad campaigns.

No. That's a pretty standard way of writing a headline, at least over here.

Indeed. They got who they deserved, which is in this case a lying, homophobic scumbag.

I honestly don't know how to say that in a way that doesn't make it look like I'm making a joke about Republican politicians in general, but I actually wasn't.

I've never been happier for a homophobic liar to win anything just cause its outrageous and funny. Good look into the voting rationale of alotta ppl too

So you think that if he ran his marketing campaign the same exact way, except substituted the pictures of black folks with pictures of white folks, he would have still won? (in other words, if he led voters to believe he was indeed white)

If you answer no to that question, then you agree that skin color is the primary factor in their votes.
If you answer yes, then you submit that the allusion is a non-issue since no one was swayed on the basis of skin color.

It seems odd to me. Like as though it's still happening.

Peta kills 90% of the animals that they receive:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/nathan...7590b=facebook

Why post satire news stories in this thread?

I was thinking the same thing.

I dunno, why not? It's funny, and I liked that one in particular.

My point is that with his campaign there were "two" black candidates. So why did more people vote for him and not the other candidate? It was based off of how great of a marketing campaign he had.

It's just so...typical. I think the point of the thread initially is to find real news stories that are so unbelievable that it's almost hard to believe. The Onion is hard to believe because it's not true. Not saying your post wasn't funny, just...y'know, it's fake.

All the news stories I know about are concerned with space and junk.

BBC News - Lebanon?s forgotten space programme