“Occasionally he’ll get trapped in something or get an object wedged up him. But this is the most bizarre mishap yet.” :eek:

“He left” a pile of empty bottles, a wrecked snowman and a trail of frozen man-juice in the middle of the community recreation ground.” :laughing:
Man, the community sounds super pissed too.

Follow-up to a previous news story involving a man and a couch...

Wisconsin Man To Cop Plea In Couch Sex Case | The Smoking Gun

"A-****ing-firmitave"

:laughing:

God bless America!

Police say Los Angeles hospital nurse had sex with corpse - San Jose Mercury News

what is "i can't believe this story" about this one is the fact that he is 61 years old

Is it wrong that whenever I hear a story about necrophilia that the first thing that occurs to me is, "Was the perpetrator a woman?" and the second thing is "Was she hot?"

What is?

Not a particularly unbelievable story, but it does have one of the best quotes I've seen in a news story lately... "The neighbor who went missing and the vultures who have been around for a while."

Woman makes gruesome discovery behind home | Local News - WESH Home