News story with the least amount of irony, ever, in the history of news stories.

Probably shouldn't be eating so much burger.

Oscar Pistorius Held For Shooting Girlfriend

That sprinter with no legs. I only know who he is cos he endorses the A*Men products by Thierry Mugler. Shot his bird dead, he thought she was a burglar. Valentine's Day of all days.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a gun
Bang.

If people are dumb enough to do dangerous sports I see no harm in being dumb enough to eat dangerous food.

Chubby Checker, Legendary Singer, Sues Over Penis-Measuring App With Same Name

:laughing:

Probe launched into Twitter photos of 'James Bulger killer Jon Venables' - Crime - UK - The Independent

Interesting.

Can't believe how many stupid people there are on the internet risking criminal records and fines over posting pictures on Twitter as well.

Sounds like it could be a hard case to prove, I wonder if it will stand up in court? :D

I don't know. It sounds like a pretty wang and dong case. It'd be pretty penis to prove. I'm sure he'll get all the cock and balls that he's suing for.

cock, balls, scrotum, smelly bridge, sack, testicles, shlong, weapon.