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Old 04-07-2014, 04:44 PM   #1501 (permalink)
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Why UPS said no to left turns | Toronto Star

UPS says they only map out routes with right turns, which means they can be more efficient and deliver parcels on time. Mmmmmkay.
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Old 04-07-2014, 06:23 PM   #1502 (permalink)
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Why UPS said no to left turns | Toronto Star

UPS says they only map out routes with right turns, which means they can be more efficient and deliver parcels on time. Mmmmmkay.
No they try to avoid as many lefts as possible which is totally logical in all but the smallest of towns.
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Old 04-15-2014, 04:19 AM   #1503 (permalink)
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Permanent makeup tattoos, the celebrity craze that's scarring women for life | Mail Online

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‘They transformed my face, making my eyes appear bigger and they looked really natural. But this time, they were in totally the wrong place. They were different shapes and the arches were far too high — I looked permanently surprised.
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Old 04-15-2014, 09:49 AM   #1504 (permalink)
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Old 04-15-2014, 10:31 AM   #1505 (permalink)
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Old 04-15-2014, 10:44 AM   #1506 (permalink)
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Wu-Tang Clan-affiliated rapper Andre Johnson cut off penis then attempted suicide | Mail Online
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Old 04-17-2014, 06:06 AM   #1508 (permalink)
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Also, am I a horrible person for finding the way this was written funny: Andre Johnson was rushed to hospital along with his penis...
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Old 04-17-2014, 06:24 AM   #1509 (permalink)
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Yeah I read about that story yesterday. Was going to post it but never got around to it.

Apparently he isn't that affiliated like stories are reporting but besides that fact. If you are going to kill yourself you need to jump off of a building that's higher than two stories. Come on now.

You don't really want to kill yourself if you think that you'll die from a second story drop.
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Old 04-17-2014, 01:03 PM   #1510 (permalink)
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