Vodka Eyeballing

Sljslj · 06-02-2010, 04:01 PM

I saw this on the latest episode of The Colbert Report and at first, I thought it had to be a joke. But people are really doing this: POURING ****ING VODKA IN THEIR EYES!
How stupid have we become as a society that we think this is a good idea? The people that do this claim it gets you drunk faster and it's a better type of drunk. Even if that's true (which I doubt), is it worth risking blindness? No, I think not.
If anyone out there wants to try this for me and tell me if it works, it would be appreciated. (jk, please don't do it.)

Mojo · 06-02-2010, 04:05 PM

I've seen people do it. Its nothing new but it's dumb.

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 06-02-2010, 04:43 PM

That is really dumb. That'd have to cause some serious eye problems, just like those girls who stick vodka soaked tampons up their vajayjays

Mojo · 06-02-2010, 04:57 PM

Ummm...they do what now?

I've never heard of that one before.

Necromancer · 06-02-2010, 05:07 PM

Ive heard of dropping acid through the eye and even saw people 'Snortin' Whiskey, Drinking Cocaine', whenever Pat Travers was blasting over the stereo.
But I cannot see any viable reason whatsoever for vodka eyeballing

, while drinking alcohol or high on drugs.

Burning Down · 06-02-2010, 05:09 PM

And I thought the man-shot was crazy...

Urban Hat€monger ? · 06-02-2010, 05:09 PM

Sticking it up your arse will have the same effect.

duga · 06-02-2010, 05:12 PM

I've done it. It was ****ing intense, everyone should try it at least once.

Yeah, right. This is retarded.

LoathsomePete · 06-02-2010, 05:12 PM

The Aztecs use to pour alcohol up their anus' in order to get drunk faster (probably before human sacrifices). Anyways I'm not really sure how this topic is relevant to this specific forum.

Sljslj · 06-02-2010, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoathsomePete

The Aztecs use to pour alcohol up their anus' in order to get drunk faster (probably before human sacrifices). Anyways I'm not really sure how this topic is relevant to this specific forum.

Yeah, my bad, i guess. I just saw it on tv and my computer was right next to me so I threw it up here. Maybe there's a better place for it, but I didn't really think about that then.

06-02-2010, 04:01 PM	#1 (permalink)
Sljslj The Omniscient Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Reno, Nevada, USA Posts: 998	Vodka Eyeballing I saw this on the latest episode of The Colbert Report and at first, I thought it had to be a joke. But people are really doing this: POURING ****ING VODKA IN THEIR EYES! How stupid have we become as a society that we think this is a good idea? The people that do this claim it gets you drunk faster and it's a better type of drunk. Even if that's true (which I doubt), is it worth risking blindness? No, I think not. If anyone out there wants to try this for me and tell me if it works, it would be appreciated. (jk, please don't do it.)

06-02-2010, 04:05 PM	#2 (permalink)
Mojo Melancholia Eternally Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: England Posts: 5,018	I've seen people do it. Its nothing new but it's dumb. __________________ Last.FM \| Echoes and Dust

06-02-2010, 04:57 PM	#4 (permalink)
Mojo Melancholia Eternally Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: England Posts: 5,018	Ummm...they do what now? I've never heard of that one before. __________________ Last.FM \| Echoes and Dust

06-02-2010, 05:07 PM	#5 (permalink)
Necromancer Divination Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 2,655	Ive heard of dropping acid through the eye and even saw people 'Snortin' Whiskey, Drinking Cocaine', whenever Pat Travers was blasting over the stereo. But I cannot see any viable reason whatsoever for vodka eyeballing, while drinking alcohol or high on drugs.

06-02-2010, 05:09 PM	#7 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	Sticking it up your arse will have the same effect. __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

06-02-2010, 04:43 PM	#3 (permalink)
~~Sansa Stark~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: The Eyrie, Vale of Arryn, Westeros Posts: 3,234	That is really dumb. That'd have to cause some serious eye problems, just like those girls who stick vodka soaked tampons up their vajayjays

06-02-2010, 05:09 PM	#6 (permalink)
Burning Down The Music Guru. Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Beyond the Wall Posts: 4,858	And I thought the man-shot was crazy...

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duga MB quadrant's JM Vincent Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 3,762	I've done it. It was ****ing intense, everyone should try it at least once. Yeah, right. This is retarded. __________________ Confusion will be my epitaph...

06-02-2010, 05:12 PM	#9 (permalink)
LoathsomePete Cardboard Box Realtor Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Hobb's End Posts: 7,648	The Aztecs use to pour alcohol up their anus' in order to get drunk faster (probably before human sacrifices). Anyways I'm not really sure how this topic is relevant to this specific forum. __________________ Last.FM 101 Albums That May Not Change Your Life, But I Really Like And You Might Too