OccultHawk

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I mean I’d cut my hands off before I hit a kid or a woman but I’m still hopelessly ****ed up and have no business spreading my DNA so I haven’t and won’t.

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The Batlord

Same, and the stories about certain family members don't quite ring true for me and how I seem to operate, but I have a temper and a certain disposition that I honestly wouldn't trust to put children through. I'd like to think I'd never strike a child, and I'd certainly make it priority #1 and everything else last priority, but I'm not willing to take the chance and will simply choose to never have any.

I have many reasons for not wanting kids, but not wanting to put my child through that moment of having to change their view of their parent from a caretaker to a rabid animal to be feared is absolutely the biggest. That **** is dehumanizing. I don't know quite how I feel about light spanking, as it's oddly ritualistic, but when you get that hit to the face from someone who's just angry and lashing out there's no equivocation on how unacceptable it is.

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Trollheart

I agree. It's just happened that way with us though. Three brothers, two married and no sign of kids (nor do their wives want any, so there won't be any) and of course nothing from me. So the male side of our bloodline ends here, and if there's one last curse I can hurl at my owl fella before he ****s off off this planet, then that's the most effective I can.

You're done, ****. End of the line. No more you. When me and my two brothers die, that's it. Your stinking bloodline will be wiped from this Earth, and it'll be the better for it.

(Not, I hasten to add, that either of my brothers have a problem with temper or practice domestic violence on their partners - if anything, they're both hen-pecked. But you can never be sure. And anyway, **** that bastard is what I say.)

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What if she was attacking you?

The Batlord

Kind of an entirely different argument that has no relevance to this discussion unless you're just trying to justify that time you smacked a woman cause she ****ed up your sandwich.

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Trollheart

Obviously, he'd throw his already severed hands at her!
Yeah, well I think shitting up my sandwich kind of crosses the line...

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rubber soul

Run away from her as fast as you can. You, never, ever, hit a woman. It's bad enough I saw my Mom go through verbal abuse as a kid. The idea that she could have been beaten up (she wasn't) horrifies me. Anyway, I have my own reasons for not having kids (the future in general doesn't make me optimistic), but my Mom's ex taught me how not to treat women at least.

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Chula Vista

Scariest?

Frownland in his undies, striking a Ian Anderson pose, and pretending to know how to play an acoustic guitar.

*shudders*

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Neapolitan

Ian Anderson played flute, not guitar. I guess you wouldn't know that cause he didn't play in Led Zeppelin.

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Chula Vista

Go to your room son.

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on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”