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captaincaptain 07-26-2011 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Electrophonic Tonic (Post 1086650)
Two words: Anal C*nt. Their album, "It Just Gets Worse"...
  1. "I Became a Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked for It" – 0:43
  2. "Easy E Got AIDS from Freddie Mercury" – 0:42
  3. "I Like Drugs and Child Abuse" – 0:22
  4. "Laughing While Leonard Peltier Gets Raped in Prison" – 0:41
  5. "I Convinced You to Beat Your Wife on a Daily Basis" – 0:51
  6. "I Sent Concentration Camp Footage to America's Funniest Home Videos" – 0:34
  7. "Rancid Sucks (And The Clash Sucked Too)" – 0:40
  8. "I Paid J. Howell to Rape You" – 1:44
  9. "I Pushed Your Wife in Front of the Subway" – 0:46
  10. "Extreme Noise Terror Are Afraid of Us" – 0:29
  11. "You Rollerblading ***got" – 0:31
  12. "I Sent a Thank You Card to the Guy Who Raped You" – 0:29
  13. "I Lit Your Baby on Fire" – 1:56
  14. "Body by Auschwitz" – 1:02
  15. "I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog" – 0:30
  16. "Sweatshops Are Cool" – 0:47
  17. "Women: Nature's Punching Bag" – 0:57
  18. "I Snuck a Retard into a Sperm Bank" – 0:30
  19. "Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck" – 1:02
  20. "I Ate Your Horse" – 0:50
  21. "Hitler Was a Sensitive Man" – 0:49
  22. "You Robbed a Sperm Bank Because You're a *** Guzzling ***" – 0:28
  23. "I Made Your Kid Get AIDS So You Could Watch It Die" – 0:53
  24. "I ****ed Your Wife" – 0:40
  25. "Into the Oven" – 1:42
  26. "I Gave NAMBLA Pictures of Your Kid" – 0:52
  27. "The Only Reason Men Talk to You is Because They Want to Get Laid, You Stupid ****ing ****" – 1:02
  28. "I Made Fun of You Because Your Kid Just Died" – 0:28
  29. "Domestic Violence Is Really, Really, Really Funny" – 0:42
  30. "Dictators Are Cool" – 0:35
  31. "Deadbeat Dads Are Cool" – 0:43
  32. "I'm Really Excited About the Upcoming David Buskin Concert" – 0:45
  33. "Being Ignorant Is Awesome" – 1:03
  34. "You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You in the Stomach" – 0:28
  35. "Chris Barnes Is a Pussy" – 1:04
  36. "Tim Is Gay" – 1:30
  37. "BT/A.C." – 0:41
  38. "I Sold Your Dog to a Chinese Restaurant" – 0:49
  39. "I Got an Office Job for the Sole Purpose of Sexually Harassing Women" – 0:58

This one is over the line.

Howard the Duck 07-26-2011 08:24 AM

39 is not that funny

that's what I do, usually

Eleanor Rigby 14 01-12-2021 08:53 AM

Oh that's an easy one, Time by Pink Floyd:
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
Fritter and waste the hours in an off-hand way
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way

Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain
You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today
And then one day you find ten years have got behind you
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun

And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking
Racing around to come up behind you again
The sun is the same in a relative way, but you're older
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death

Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time
Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines
Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way
The time is gone, the song is over, thought I'd something more to say

Home, home again
I like to be here when I can
When I come home cold and tired
It's good to warm my bones beside the fire
Far away, across the field
The tolling of the iron bell
Calls the faithful to their knees
To hear the softly spoken magic spell


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