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Odyshape 10-23-2011 06:01 PM

Chuck norris and the bible hahaha
 


hahaha the title of the video is gold :rofl:

The Monkey 10-23-2011 06:06 PM

Chuck Norris is a ****ing idiot, what else is new?

Odyshape 10-24-2011 01:37 AM

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Originally Posted by The Monkey (Post 1113199)
Chuck Norris is a ****ing idiot, what else is new?

hahaha I just found this video so hilariously ignorant

Ska Lagos Jew Sun Ra 10-24-2011 02:06 PM

Honestly if it weren't for the biblical principle of 'Eye for an Eye' Chuck Norris films would never work so...

Good on him.

Phantom Limb 10-24-2011 02:10 PM

Damn, I thought someone of Chuck Norris' caliber would have more sense.

Mykonos 10-24-2011 03:50 PM

What are you people talking about? The man's clearly a genius! Who wouldn't want to see religious indoctrination in compulsory education?

Odyshape 10-26-2011 12:14 AM

yeah what he said^
also weren't like a large portion of the founding fathers of north america not even christian... I thought most of them were like deists or something

The Monkey 10-26-2011 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Odyshape (Post 1113684)
yeah what he said^
also weren't like a large portion of the founding fathers of north america not even christian... I thought most of them were like deists or something

What does it matter? Even if the "founding fathers" were fundamentalists, why should that dictate how the country is run 230 years later?

Unknown Soldier 10-26-2011 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by The Monkey (Post 1113199)
Chuck Norris is a ****ing idiot

x2 :laughing:

I mean this is the guy back in the 1980s who criticized films that contained sex and nudity, saying that they were having a negative impact on society......whilst his own films contained excessive violence!!!

Lets face it, as an action star he was always a poor mans Sylvester Stallone anyway.

Phantom Limb 10-26-2011 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by The Monkey (Post 1113806)
What does it matter? Even if the "founding fathers" were fundamentalists, why should that dictate how the country is run 230 years later?

Cause everyone's excuse is that the US was founded on christian values. It's so bull****.

Mykonos 10-26-2011 03:43 PM

If that's his argument, then why isn't he preaching African slavery and the extermination of indigenous peoples? The idea of continuing a practice because 'they were doing it when this country started' is a complete pile of crap. Some people have no bloody clue about how much the world can change in a short amount of time.

Odyshape 10-28-2011 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by The Monkey (Post 1113806)
What does it matter? Even if the "founding fathers" were fundamentalists, why should that dictate how the country is run 230 years later?

But lets be realistic here. Even if equality is implied there are subtleties that would linger if all of the founding fathers were fundamentalists.

Necromancer 10-28-2011 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Phantom Limb (Post 1113370)
Damn, I thought someone of Chuck Norris' caliber would have more sense.

And especially after being the only free style fighter in the world that Bruce Lee actually payed respect to after killing him in an all out fight to the death in the movie "Way Of The Dragon". :laughing:

Norris had a most devastating and unforgiving roundhouse back fist in Mixed Martial Arts back in the day.

He defiantly knows about the fundamentalism of fighting and self defense.

I think that he would make one hell of an Evangelist, Apostle or something in that area. If he ever decided to take that path..:rolleyes:
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Originally Posted by Unknown Soldier (Post 1113813)
Lets face it, as an action star he was always a poor mans Sylvester Stallone anyway.

Yeah.. maybe, but in the real world..Chuck Norris would just kick Stallone's ass all over the place in a real fight. :laughing:

Paul Rodgers has multiple degrees in mixed martial arts, he might give Norris a run for his money?

RL Clown 05-31-2018 04:50 PM

Chuck Norris facts:

1. Chuck Norris never runs out of time. Time runs out of Chuck Norris.

2. Chuck Norris gave Freddy Kruegar a nightmare.

3. When Chuck Norris sleepwalks, he manages to walk around the world in 20 minutes.

4. Chuck Norris never drives a car. He teleports to his destination in one second.

The Batlord 05-31-2018 04:51 PM

OMG why is anybody still making these jokes. They were stale a decade ago.


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