So how bout that H5N1virus?
 

Could wipe out half the human race. Worried? I'm not.

Thoughts.

This is a current event, so it goes here right?

I'll be honest, I haven't hear a think about it. Not like the H1N1.

Oh is this next strain going around? They scaremongers have been quiet so far.

Why is it that science continues to create things that have the capacity to destroy the human race but I don't have my jet pack yet?

On a more serious note... wtf guys? Mother nature has already given us the black plague, the Spanish flu, and genital herpes, do we really need to give her a helping hand? I'm really hoping this isn't used as kindling for the "We must not tamper in GOD'S DOMAIN" fire, that will only further hinder my hopes of getting my jet pack.

Well I want time travel but there's no machine as of yet. :(

H1N1 is totally obsolete here

i'm hardly any bit worried about a new strain of it

It's not H1N1. This a deadlier mutation of H5N1 or 'avian flu.' Bird flu.

that never occurs here, either

Ooh, so it's the Big Bird Flu? I do hope Mr. Snuffalufagus get's vaccinated.