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kibbeh 06-03-2016 08:09 AM

foreskin is nasty why would anyone be against removing it

what is the point of having foreskin anyway?

Frownland 06-03-2016 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1704647)
Let's not pretend that there's not. Even though the odds are small. It's still better for you to get one that not get one. If you deny that I'd suggest you get your head out of your foreskin.

You sound like an anti vaxxer.

Chula Vista 06-03-2016 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1704653)
You sound like an anti vaxxer.

Another great analogy. You're off your game man.

So, why not do it? Because it's not necessary is not an acceptable answer.

Frownland 06-03-2016 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1704658)
Another great analogy. You're off your game man.

So, why not do it? Because it's not necessary is not an acceptable answer.

It's another great analogy, yes. And lol yes it is a fantastic reason NOT TO CHOP OFF YOUR DICK you brainwashed nit.

kibbeh 06-03-2016 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1704660)
It's another great analogy, yes. And lol yes it is a fantastic reason NOT TO CHOP OFF YOUR DICK you brainwashed nit.

but they're not chopping off your dick

if your entire dick is your foreskin that is a tiny tiny dick

Frownland 06-03-2016 08:23 AM

Oh they don't chop the whole thing off? Well that changes everything.

Chula Vista 06-03-2016 08:28 AM

A circumcised dick is so much prettier that one that still has the foreskin. I'm proud of my glans. Why hide it. Plus chicks dig the helmet look too.

http://blogs.democratandchronicle.co...10/gortons.jpg

Frownland 06-03-2016 08:31 AM

I think I saw pansy gayboy once say that a circumcised dick looks like a neopolitan ice cream gone bad.

But go ahead with your misguided justifications, it's not like you're ****ting out any more kids you can mutilate soon.

kibbeh 06-03-2016 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1704671)
I think I saw pansy gayboy once say that a circumcised dick looks like a neopolitan ice cream gone bad.

But go ahead with your misguided justifications, it's not like you're ****ting out any more kids you can mutilate soon.

what

i always say a circumcised dick looks waaaay nicer

and its true

foreskin looks weird

Frownland 06-03-2016 08:34 AM

Must have been someone else who said it.

kibbeh 06-03-2016 08:35 AM

christians circumsize their kids? i always thought it was just muslims and jewish people.

christians in the middle east do it too but i always assumed that was because culturally middle eastern muslims and christians are very similar

Frownland 06-03-2016 08:39 AM

Christians do it here because of its popularity, can't speak for all of them though, that's they're parents' job :drummer:

Janszoon 06-03-2016 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1704658)
Another great analogy. You're off your game man.

So, why not do it? Because it's not necessary is not an acceptable answer.

Why not have your fingernails surgically removed? Because it's not necessary is not an acceptable answer.

Frownland 06-03-2016 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1704679)
Why not have your fingernails surgically removed? Because it's not necessary is not an acceptable answer.

Pfft great analogy.

kibbeh 06-03-2016 08:45 AM

well you need your fingernails

you don't need foreskin

Chula Vista 06-03-2016 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1704671)
it's not like you're ****ting out any more kids you can mutilate soon.

Who sounds like the anti-vaxxer now?

Hey, maybe they should let you keep part of your umbilical cord too. Now that would be cool!

Janszoon 06-03-2016 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by pansy gayboy 69 (Post 1704683)
well you need your fingernails

you don't need foreskin

I guarantee you could live a full, active life without fingernails.

Frownland 06-03-2016 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1704684)
Who sounds like the anti-vaxxer now?

Hey, maybe they should let you keep part of your umbilical cord too. Not that would be cool!

It's still you kiddo, even more so with that example. Are you going to bring up the fact that we cut hair, too?

Chula Vista 06-03-2016 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1704685)
I guarantee you could live a full, active life without fingernails.

Not if you are a classical guitarist. Plus they are great for itches. And picking your nose.

Frownland 06-03-2016 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1704687)
Not if you are a classical guitarist. Plus they are great for itches. And picking your nose.

What? You can totally fingerpick with your tips. You won't get the twang of a fingernail or pick pluck but you can still do quite a bit. You don't want a fingernail infection, do you? My uncle had one and hearing him moan and cry about it made me remove my fingernails because I didn't want to look like a whiny bitch like he did.

kibbeh 06-03-2016 08:53 AM

you definitely need your fingernails if you're into bdsm

Janszoon 06-03-2016 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1704687)
Not if you are a classical guitarist. Plus they are great for itches. And picking your nose.

It would give your playing more color. Scratching and picking your nose are unhealthy.

Frownland 06-03-2016 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by pansy gayboy 69 (Post 1704690)
you definitely need your fingernails if you're into bdsm

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/...20140210002711

kibbeh 06-03-2016 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1704692)

sexy

Frownland 06-03-2016 08:56 AM

I hear he's into fireplay.

Chula Vista 06-03-2016 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1704689)
You don't want a fingernail infection, do you? My uncle had one and hearing him moan and cry about it made me remove my fingernails because I didn't want to look like a whiny bitch like he did.

Lay off the analogies for a while. Like I said, you are way off your game.

Again, a clean dick looks so much better and chicks dig them too. Last thing a girl wants is to expose a dudes Johnson for some oral action and to see this.

http://www.womenshealthmag.com/sites...-uncut-art.jpg

Why do you think 99% of the dicks you see in porn have been snipped?

kibbeh 06-03-2016 09:00 AM

chula is right

i don't understand why you guys are so pro foreskin

i love being foreskin-less. you should try it.

Frownland 06-03-2016 09:00 AM

I'm more anti unnecessary mutilation. (Circumcised ftr as well).

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1704696)

Why do you think 99% of the dicks you see in porn have been snipped?

Because it's so popular. Duh. If uncircumcised were the norm you'd just as baffled at someone thinking circumcised looks better. And it's not even ****ing about that. Try to peek outside of your little culture bubble for once and maybe you'll realize why this conversation doesn't make you look very smart.

Chula Vista 06-03-2016 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1704699)
Try to peek outside of your little culture bubble for once and maybe you'll realize why this conversation doesn't make you look very smart.

What the **** you going on about?

grindy 06-03-2016 09:04 AM

Goddammit. Stop making everything about dicks. I came here to enjoy some nice atheisting.

Chula Vista 06-03-2016 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1704701)
Goddammit. Stop making everything about dicks. I came here to enjoy some nice atheisting.

There is no God.

Better?

Frownland 06-03-2016 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1704700)
What the **** you going on about?

You are quite clearly deeply entrenched in the social construct of circumcision. If you weren't, you might see things from a more realistic perspective.

Janszoon 06-03-2016 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1704701)
Goddammit. Stop making everything about dicks. I came here to enjoy some nice atheisting.

There is no dick.

kibbeh 06-03-2016 09:07 AM

I don't believe in zib

grindy 06-03-2016 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1704703)
There is no God.

Better?

Thank you.

Frownland 06-03-2016 09:08 AM

Our dicks came about through the chaos of the universe, not through intelligent design.

kibbeh 06-03-2016 09:09 AM

in arabic there are lots of words for dick but one of them is hamameh which is a type of bird its called that because it sits on 2 eggs

Chula Vista 06-03-2016 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1704704)
You are quite clearly deeply entrenched in the social construct of circumcision. If you weren't, you might see things from a more realistic perspective.

Not at all. I was 28 when Mike was born. I was happy with my snipped dick. My wife was happy with it too. When they asked us if we wanted it done we both said yes. Had zero to do with any social construct you dimwit.

Frownland 06-03-2016 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1704717)
Not at all. I was 28 when Mike was born. I was happy with my snipped dick. My wife was happy with it too. When they asked us if we wanted it done we both said yes. Had zero to do with any social construct you dimwit.

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Someone doesn't know what social construct means.

Janszoon 06-03-2016 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1704723)
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Someone doesn't know what social construct means.

:laughing:


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