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PoorOldPo 02-19-2013 07:34 AM

Sea Slugs Found to have Detachable Penises
 
Yes, you heard that right.


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A species of sea slug discards its penis after mating, then grows another the next day, a tactic that may have evolved to avoid passing on the sperm of competitors.
If men could do this, how would we use this ability? Discuss... ( Batlord I particularly want to hear what you have to say about this. )

What impact does this have on society? F*uck all, but its cool as f*uck.( pun well intended )


The Detachable Penis | The Scientist Magazine®

Plankton 02-19-2013 08:20 AM


King Missile - Detachable Penis (uncensored) - YouTube

Psy-Fi 02-19-2013 08:44 AM

^ I was gonna post the King Missile clip but ya beat me to it!

Plankton 02-19-2013 08:51 AM

If I had a detachable dick, my GF would take it and I'd probably never see it again. Although I'd inquire about it from time to time.

"C'mon! Give it back! I gotta take a leak, dammit!"

PoorOldPo 02-19-2013 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1287951)
If I had a detachable dick, my GF would take it and I'd probably never see it again. Although I'd inquire about it from time to time.

"C'mon! Give it back! I gotta take a leak, dammit!"

I'd take mine on walks, like on a leash or something. And for all the guys out there that are insecure about their willys, they can just attach a larger one on. that's bio tech right there.

The Batlord 02-19-2013 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by PoorOldPo (Post 1287938)
If men could do this, how would we use this ability? Discuss... ( Batlord I particularly want to hear what you have to say about this. )

Well, besides smacking people in the face with it, I'd leave it around in random places for my friends and family to find. Then when they're all, "Oh noes!" I'll be all, "Trollololol!"

Frownland 02-19-2013 01:51 PM

I'd take it off when I go to bed so that I wouldn't wake up with morning wood. I prefer to sleep for about two hours longer than it allows me. That and when I want to focus on schoolwork and use the internet to research instead of using it for things that my genetalia would much prefer to do. I'd also take it on a leash for walks regularly, like a pet.

PoorOldPo 02-19-2013 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1288039)
I'd take it off when I go to bed so that I wouldn't wake up with morning wood. I prefer to sleep for about two hours longer than it allows me. That and when I want to focus on schoolwork and use the internet to research instead of using it for things that my genetalia would much prefer to do. I'd also take it on a leash for walks regularly, like a pet.

Yeah I don't remind morning wood. It lets me know I had a good dream.

FETCHER. 02-19-2013 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by PoorOldPo (Post 1287975)
I'd take mine on walks, like on a leash or something. And for all the guys out there that are insecure about their willys, they can just attach a larger one on. that's bio tech right there.

:laughing:

PoorOldPo 02-19-2013 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1287982)
Well, besides smacking people in the face with it, I'd leave it around in random places for my friends and family to find. Then when they're all, "Oh noes!" I'll be all, "Trollololol!"

Interesting, interesting, and dissapointing, I expected more to be honest....From you. I dunno about smacking people though Batlord, you could bruise your business, don't want that to happen. Leaving it around random places as well, bad idea...If someone stood on it, or a rat started chewing on it.


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