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View Poll Results: How do you plead?
I'm a parent 11 17.74%
I'm a child-free woman/man 24 38.71%
I want to have kids someday (please explain) 18 29.03%
I'm undecided 9 14.52%
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Old 05-14-2020, 09:18 AM   #481 (permalink)
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Is it child free if you don't reproduce but have a basement full of abducted child slaves?
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Old 05-14-2020, 09:21 AM   #482 (permalink)
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I say yes
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Old 05-14-2020, 09:24 AM   #483 (permalink)
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I almost went with the bear because there’s probably a kernel of truth in bat’s take but I didn’t because there’s entire bag of popcorn of truth in plank’s take.
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Old 05-14-2020, 09:36 AM   #484 (permalink)
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That's awesome Steph. The world needs more people thinking like that.
The world needs more baby shaking.
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Old 05-14-2020, 09:46 AM   #485 (permalink)
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More meth/crack babies then. Roit.
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Old 05-14-2020, 09:56 AM   #486 (permalink)
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If they're still alive you didn't shake hard enough.
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Wow charles so edgy
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I'll reform by becoming a responsible parent with a mortgage and a wife who does yoga.
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Yoga and mortgages are cancelled fool
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Old 05-14-2020, 10:52 AM   #490 (permalink)
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Why do you think that's what I want?
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