You get me.

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stop hitting on me I'm not even a human

Just because we agree on something I'm hitting on you? You could be a gelatinous whale-woman, who consumes any undergarments in the cavernous cellulite jokingly referred to as your body, and we would still be on the same page when it comes to garters and stockings. Quit objectifying me. I'm not your whore.

no cause whores actually get jokes

You know I was joking too, right?

If you were, you are supremely unfunny and I want my money back

You should be asking for a refund for your defective sense of humor. I am hysterically funny.

can't pay for something I stole

For Halloween, I've decided that I'm going to dress as Rob Halford. :yeah:

I'm sure it will confirm what all of the people who know you have been suspecting for years.