I read the books before the movies ever came out. What have you ever done, Canadian?

I've never even seen the movies, because I was so turned off by the first Hobbit instalment. But I've read the books at least half a dozen times each, and The Silmarillion twice.

*makes j/o motions in the general direction of this thread*

I was too busy being in high school when the original trilogy came out to be turned off by the new one.

Can't they start putting out Halloween **** around April from now on ... you know sos we could better prepare for the oh so monstrously important life changing event ?!?!?

Christmas commercials should be year round. :bonkhead:

That's a lie.

Why's that? Here's a pic of my fetlife inbox. That's all you're gonna get, or you can just continue thinking I'm a liar.

http://i.imgur.com/FzTxTlBl.png

^ Just don't party too hard, man.

http://i.imgur.com/9NYwuwl.gif

The best thing about Hween is that fishnets are gonna be half off Nov 1, I gotta supplement my hoe-drobe

please love yourself

I do, that's why I'm gonna buy half off fishnets

This chick knows logic.

There is nothing logical about fishnets. They never last and only candor to desperate audiences.

wrong...

http://cdn2.listsoplenty.com/listsop...-stockings.jpg

listen sis i'm just out here trying to get some dick, i don't need character references

I respect that. At least you know top shelf bait.

Best exchange I've seen on this site in months.

My ringmaster had fishnets.. My boss and myself will be wearing them again Sat.Im the witch doctor and she will be my voodoo doll....

Imo, garter belt & stockings >>>> fishnets

You get me.

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stop hitting on me I'm not even a human

Just because we agree on something I'm hitting on you? You could be a gelatinous whale-woman, who consumes any undergarments in the cavernous cellulite jokingly referred to as your body, and we would still be on the same page when it comes to garters and stockings. Quit objectifying me. I'm not your whore.

no cause whores actually get jokes

You know I was joking too, right?

If you were, you are supremely unfunny and I want my money back

You should be asking for a refund for your defective sense of humor. I am hysterically funny.

can't pay for something I stole

For Halloween, I've decided that I'm going to dress as Rob Halford. :yeah:

I'm sure it will confirm what all of the people who know you have been suspecting for years.

What ever do you mean? Ultimate manliness:

Btw, I actually did dress as Rob Halford that Halloween.

Rob Halford costumers on Halloween are the world's secret Gay Pride Parade.

But I didn't make eye contact with anyone, so I'm still technically straight.

I have stayed home many years now... Its nreal how early they put stuff out now!

Bottoms are supposed to keep their eyes to the ground.

I didn't think bottoms HAD eyes! :laughing:

I'm a top, bitch.

Uh, *cough*, I mean, on top of girls.

Too late: change your usertitle to "Top Bitch". Do it now. :)

Be silent, power bottom.