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Old 10-20-2015, 12:21 AM   #11 (permalink)
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I tried contacting God, but I just kept hearing my phone ring.
From my experience, you have to make sure you put in the correct area code. Otherwise it won't work.
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Old 10-20-2015, 03:49 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Why won't god text me back?
He blocked your number. Bastard.
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Old 10-20-2015, 05:05 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Barbers are more effective than prayer.
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Old 10-20-2015, 05:17 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Barbers are more effective than prayer.
Oh please. Barbers aren't real, all just wishful thinking, self-fulfilling prophecies and placebo effect.
Grow up, man.
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Old 10-20-2015, 05:24 AM   #15 (permalink)
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You wouldn't say that if you read what it says in the Barbers' Bible. Open your eyes man! What do you think that barberpole represents? Red for our sins, white for the purity of our salvation when Sweeney Todd was crucified by Johnny Depp on celluloid! Don't you know anything?
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Old 10-20-2015, 06:03 AM   #16 (permalink)
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You wouldn't say that if you read what it says in the Barbers' Bible. Open your eyes man! What do you think that barberpole represents? Red for our sins, white for the purity of our salvation when Sweeney Todd was crucified by Johnny Depp on celluloid! Don't you know anything?
Well, I did read somewhere that barbershop quartets are the remnant of an ancient tradition trying to appease the four barbers of the apocalypse with ritual chant.
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Old 10-20-2015, 03:30 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Ah, next you'll be telling me about the Barber Knights Templar and claiming Santa Barber is real!
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Old 10-20-2015, 03:33 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Don't mess with Barbers. Barbers don't play around.

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Old 10-20-2015, 06:14 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Yeah, the internet needs more discussions about the existence of god.

Yeah,your words let me remind what the God said,that is" seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you".
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Old 10-20-2015, 06:17 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Do you think Jesus would be cool with the Internet? The bible doesn't say anything about it so I'm gonna go on the offensive and say that god hates it just cuz.
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