Do you feel lonely and empty?
 

I often felt lonely and empty before. At that time I whiled away my time listening to music, reading novels, playing games and so on. I felt that it was meaningless to live. One day, my mother preached God's Gospel to me. I received God's Gospel happily. From then on, I often prayed, read God's words, and had meetings with brothers and sisters. My feelings of emptiness and loneliness disappeared, and I was full of peace and joy. Exactly, people needs God's salvation.
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I'm only good at writing when I feel worthless though.

I'm so lonesome I could cry - Elvis Presley

Now that I have accepted the flying spaghetti monster into my heart I am never truly alone. He boiled for my sins.

Sometimes I feel lonely, but then I masturbate, and I feel good again! Forget my girl the hand is a man's best friend.

^There are also a lot of ways to fix feeling empty.

True. Such as putting things inside you, like food or penises.

If you're feeling lonely and empty, a wank and a butt plug will do.

What's up with all of the "God's Children" joining up here the past couple months?
Go find a ****ing AA meeting to soil for christ's sake.

Nyuck nyuck nyuck.

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They're coming to save our souls or something.

They just want others to start smoking their Holy crack. Hell, first 3 Jesus highs are on the house.

Step right up, don't be shy. Cause you will not believe your eyes....

On the house? I'm interested.

NO!!!!

Don't wanna come across you sitting at a ****ty plastic fold up table, unbathed and unkempt, trying to sell extremely low quality Jesus books in front of the local K-Mart.

Barring the Jesus books I'm already there. I'll take the free drugs, please.

Take a ****ing bath and get yourself kemp for ****s sake.

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Alright then, God bless.

A-****ing-men!

Its his arms of noodely goodness hunh?

Even after all these years.....its still lovely. ;)

Lonely? No. I've never felt lonely. Even as a child I enjoyed solitude as much as company. I've felt depressed and I've felt awful, but have never felt anybody could cure whatever was bothering me.

Do I feel empty? Sometimes. I feel a bit empty when a friend passes away or when, at work, an animal I consider a friend passes away. But that's just me clinging to the past. Resisting the present. It's hard not to sometimes, even when you know better.

I don't feel lonely ever because I live with my family. And they always give company to me.

Why don't they save my soil instead? The pH level is all out of whack and my carrots won't grow.

am i the only one whose head this joke didn't go over?

This is too obscure a joke to be a real joke. I think this nutbar is for real.

Wikipedia: Eastern Lightning

Used too until you came along you sexy thang...