You eat there cause it's free and you're poor. I don't eat there cause I lost weight and want to keep it that way. Your body isn't going to react favorably to that because you're poor and it's free. Your jokes are fine, but I honestly don't understand your logic.

You're a lusional fatty?

Just a fatty.

I bet Batlord's a self aware fatty.

That's fine. I'm a self aware 6'2 ale at 190 pounds which is a healthy weight. I'm just trying to clarify that.

One's motivation for eating is going to affect the amount they eat. Logic.

That's one big bottle of beer.

Is that you, Exo?

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There's no way he weighs 190 lbs, the modest ****er.

Maybe he's trying one of those liquid only diets.

I do it. It's called the Exo Plan. I was dieting hardcore just last night.

And the purging in the morning (or, if you do it wrong, during the actual "dieting") flushes out all the toxins.

I actually was doing a little bit of that last night. One of those, "I don't need to puke, but I'm feelin' kinda not so hot, so I think I'll just kneel in front of the toilet and induce some cleansing." And let me tell you, there is no alcohol I have ever experienced that tastes as bad coming back up as Steele Reserve. OMG I brushed my teeth twice and it did almost nothing. Even a day later I can still taste it.

Yup, that's what too much Exo will do to ya.

We call this "tactical vomiting" over here.
Well, actually "Taktisches Kotzen".

Got my power back not even an hour ago after three days.

Tell us about how you've been living those days.

Pfft. Hunted my own meat and everything.

I know whom "The Revenant 2" will be about.

No, that's an oversized bottle of beer.
Thanks for that. :rolleyes:
So you're a superhero now?

I'm starting to believe the whole joke with no one on here leaving their computer ever is less a joke than I originaly thought.

Huh?

Re: Purging

If you know your about to hurl from alcohol do yourself a favor and down a large glass of cold milk right before shoving a couple of fingers down your throat.

The milk helps minimize the acid burn and it's actually kinda cool having cold liquids going north instead of south.

I'm sending you a plane ticket to VA. Get ready for the dick sucking of your life.

You're much too kind sir, but consider this one a freebie.

Wait, I'm confused now.