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Old 11-02-2018, 05:22 PM   #491 (permalink)
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Prayer is idiotic. If god is omniscient and has a perfect plan then why the **** would he change it because you're too sad? If his plan is so epic then I'd say he should be slapped in the face for compromising it.
There was some bitch on Facebook telling people that they weren't Christians if they support a border wall. I directed her to 2 Chronicles 14:7 which, as a Christian, she clearly hadn't read her Bible.

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"Let us build up these towns," he said to Judah, "and put walls around them, with towers, gates and bars. The land is still ours, because we have sought the LORD our God; we sought him and he has given us rest on every side." So they built and prospered."
She copped out and offered to pray for me. I said nah, but you could make me a sandwich if you want to.
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Old 11-02-2018, 05:41 PM   #492 (permalink)
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I hate the "I'll pray for you" condescending attitude.
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Old 11-02-2018, 09:00 PM   #493 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 11-02-2018, 09:12 PM   #494 (permalink)
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The multiple wives angle in Islam is intriguing. I guess you could be a Mormon and pull it off too.
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Old 11-03-2018, 03:09 AM   #495 (permalink)
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I would totally become religious just to have 8 wives.
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Old 11-03-2018, 03:14 AM   #496 (permalink)
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I'd go into witness protection to avoid 8 wives.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Probably how it would end, but I say you gotta try everything once.
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Bruh don't sneak Islam in there
Yeah because it’s such a fantastic force for positivity in the world.
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Old 08-28-2020, 05:40 AM   #499 (permalink)
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Wahhabism is a symptom of imperialism.
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Wow. There’s different ways to suck. Who knew?
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