Cylinders can't have a height greater than their diameter? I'll have to give my geometry teacher a call.

Everyone knows the first mages cast a spell on the universe that magically transformed all cylinders with diameters bigger than their height into disks and all disks with thicknesses larger than their diameter into a cylinder.

The trick is changing thickness into height. Very tricky trick if you ask me.

I have a theory that spherical objects don't exist.
It's all an optical illusion. Spherical objects are actually cylinders with height equal to their diameter.
Disprove.

I have a theory that radio waves aren't real. "Radios", in fact, are just containers with a group of tiny musicians inside, and this fact is being hidden from us by a colusion between the "electronics" manufacturers and the one world government.

I have a theory that gravity doesn't exist. We are all held to the earth by nano-Velcro. We are all slaves to the shadow nano-Velcro industrial-government complex which rules us all! :bowdown:

Hillary Clinton lost the election because she is a cold hearted reptile. That's my theory.
If I ever get the chance to meet her in person, I will ask her if she is a reptile just to see her reaction and body language when I ask. She will most likely say no but her body language will definitely be screaming yes she is!

So what happened to PAN?

Not to brag, but perhaps my nano-Velcro theory got his gears "rotating"?

I think he's doing a Truman and sailing off to try and prove his theory.

http://i.imgur.com/wiRDoJX.gif

I need faith to believe in Jupiter...

You know, as a matter of fact I've never seen Jamaica in person either.