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Old 11-10-2016, 06:32 PM   #461 (permalink)
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Cylinders can't have a height greater than their diameter? I'll have to give my geometry teacher a call.
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Old 11-10-2016, 06:38 PM   #462 (permalink)
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Cylinders can't have a height greater than their diameter? I'll have to give my geometry teacher a call.
Everyone knows the first mages cast a spell on the universe that magically transformed all cylinders with diameters bigger than their height into disks and all disks with thicknesses larger than their diameter into a cylinder.

The trick is changing thickness into height. Very tricky trick if you ask me.
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Old 11-10-2016, 10:41 PM   #463 (permalink)
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I have a theory that spherical objects don't exist.
It's all an optical illusion. Spherical objects are actually cylinders with height equal to their diameter.
Disprove.
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Old 11-11-2016, 03:19 AM   #464 (permalink)
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I have a theory that radio waves aren't real. "Radios", in fact, are just containers with a group of tiny musicians inside, and this fact is being hidden from us by a colusion between the "electronics" manufacturers and the one world government.
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Old 11-11-2016, 08:20 AM   #465 (permalink)
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I have a theory that gravity doesn't exist. We are all held to the earth by nano-Velcro. We are all slaves to the shadow nano-Velcro industrial-government complex which rules us all!
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Old 11-11-2016, 08:30 AM   #466 (permalink)
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Hillary Clinton lost the election because she is a cold hearted reptile. That's my theory.
If I ever get the chance to meet her in person, I will ask her if she is a reptile just to see her reaction and body language when I ask. She will most likely say no but her body language will definitely be screaming yes she is!
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Old 11-11-2016, 09:40 AM   #467 (permalink)
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So what happened to PAN?
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So what happened to PAN?
Not to brag, but perhaps my nano-Velcro theory got his gears "rotating"?
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Old 11-11-2016, 09:54 AM   #469 (permalink)
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Not to brag, but perhaps my nano-Velcro theory got his gears "rotating"?
I think he's doing a Truman and sailing off to try and prove his theory.

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Old 11-11-2016, 01:25 PM   #470 (permalink)
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I need faith to believe in Jupiter...

You know, as a matter of fact I've never seen Jamaica in person either.
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