Thank god I'm unlikeable and broke or else they'd be all over this dick.

You can **** their wives if you want. Convince them that you represent an pure form of authenticity that their lives are missing. That you're the link to that reality they were always afraid to live. Boom. You ****ed some yuppie's wife. He ain't gonna do **** about it. Too much to lose lol

I don't think anybody's idea of an erotic, non-conformist, fantasy man is based on laying in bed all day and listening to the Insane Clown Posse. I mean I'd be willing to pay for information on any such dimwitted WASPs, but I'm not gonna hold my breath.

I think you'd be surprised. A lot of those bitches are empty and lost. They've focused their lives around an ideal that doesn't fulfill when achieved. You could exploit it just by being you, if you cared enough to do it.

I don't even really have an in. I go to work at Burger King, I come home, I do nothing, rinse repeat. I mean I guess I could hit on the middle-aged white chicks in the drive-thru, but I've never been any good at that kind of thing. And every single person who comes into my store is a 5 at best.

The only thing I have going for me is that I have pot (for the cops: jk). Empty women in soulless marriages need weed, right? And I can bum them a cig so they can relive their misspent youth. And tell them that the Joker was right and the human race is a rather dark joke that you can be amused by with a proper level of bored detachment?

Someone owns that Burger King. **** his daughter. Seed the bitch up, son.

It's owned by Carrol's Restaurant Group. They have a Wikipedia entry and are publicly traded on NASDAQ. And they're based in Syracuse.

I don't think my dick is sufficient to **** every shareholder's daughter.

Make it your life's mission

Google them down

Find them on Tinder

Use your writing skills

They'll pay for you to visit wherever they are

You got this. I can already feel the pussy vicariously.

That sounds legally dubious tbh. Especially since different states probably have different laws on what constitutes stalking.

Wow. You are seriously chicken ****.

My bad. Should I hide in their bushes and take notes on their interests and hobbies for future exploitation?

Nat Turner tracked down and raped his former master's daughter who had befriended him and patiently taught him to read. After raping her he smashed her head in with a fence post. The experience was probably more liberating for her than it was for him. They both found it cathartic and necessary.

But I don't want to rape and murder anybody. I just want to pee in their milk and steal their TV on my way out while she's lying comatose in post-Batlord euphoria.

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings.

But what if I can be a ****boy and get a harem of yuppie sluts addicted to the Bat-dick who I can borrow money from and never pay back?

You don't borrow it. Just take it as a gift.

Oh ****, they probs got the hook up on all the best pills too. Mommy's little ****ing helper.

Regarding the validity of capitalism: any system is hackable. It's just like the cyberwars - a never ending arms race between vulnerability patches and vulnerability exploits. Law is pretty similar between law makers and loophole hackers, and the longer pieces of law are around, the more clever technicians (lawyers and politicians) learn how to exploit it.

Capitalism has been "figured out" by the elite, so it seems like we're kind of ****ed from here on forward in our (USA) specific instances of capitalism.

Do you have any ideas for a solution to fix this?

capitalism is great.

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Based.

Is there such thing a a good dictator ..????

one that the people generally love that does not kill his rivials and one that makes all the good decesions ..???? for his country

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ah yes the trolley problem

let me help you thru the steps within

say you have a dicktator they will not kill anyone if given a free cookie on the side of their big mac meal

extra points if you can gauge the hidden subtext that relates this post to modern bohemian communist literature

Tristan wut?

To quote Captain Beefheart, "somebody's had too much to think"

Musicbanter has become my ****post paradise

The trolley problem as I know it is a moral dilemma usually posed to utilitarianists (whose -ism is actually relatively clear on what to do, generally kill one to save several). I haven't heard the dictator/cookie version.

*sharpens guillotine*

Same. Those idiots are never going to get my ****ing order right.

Imagine geeateening ur least favorite kurger bing employee (i. e. charles)

The fact that we got rid of child labor is why China is winning imo. They're not letting their kids slack off like we do they're bred to be champions bruh. :o:

there is such thing has a semi good dictator there was alot of them in the southeast asia countries places were the usa capitalism hasent fully tooken over

the prob is its hard to get ahead when u got a dragon-china and a bald eagle-usa both breathing down your neck

Not to mention they're now limiting video game time that young people can have. The state is forcing them to go and touch grass.

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