Thank god I'm unlikeable and broke or else they'd be all over this dick.

You can **** their wives if you want. Convince them that you represent an pure form of authenticity that their lives are missing. That you're the link to that reality they were always afraid to live. Boom. You ****ed some yuppie's wife. He ain't gonna do **** about it. Too much to lose lol

I don't think anybody's idea of an erotic, non-conformist, fantasy man is based on laying in bed all day and listening to the Insane Clown Posse. I mean I'd be willing to pay for information on any such dimwitted WASPs, but I'm not gonna hold my breath.

I think you'd be surprised. A lot of those bitches are empty and lost. They've focused their lives around an ideal that doesn't fulfill when achieved. You could exploit it just by being you, if you cared enough to do it.

I don't even really have an in. I go to work at Burger King, I come home, I do nothing, rinse repeat. I mean I guess I could hit on the middle-aged white chicks in the drive-thru, but I've never been any good at that kind of thing. And every single person who comes into my store is a 5 at best.

The only thing I have going for me is that I have pot (for the cops: jk). Empty women in soulless marriages need weed, right? And I can bum them a cig so they can relive their misspent youth. And tell them that the Joker was right and the human race is a rather dark joke that you can be amused by with a proper level of bored detachment?

Someone owns that Burger King. **** his daughter. Seed the bitch up, son.

It's owned by Carrol's Restaurant Group. They have a Wikipedia entry and are publicly traded on NASDAQ. And they're based in Syracuse.

I don't think my dick is sufficient to **** every shareholder's daughter.

Make it your life's mission

Google them down

Find them on Tinder

Use your writing skills

They'll pay for you to visit wherever they are

You got this. I can already feel the pussy vicariously.

That sounds legally dubious tbh. Especially since different states probably have different laws on what constitutes stalking.

Wow. You are seriously chicken ****.