Does constantly referencing the Urban Dictionary make it seem bigger?

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/...20140127212049

Beef Curtains! :)

Does constantly referencing your children make your cavernous birth canal seem worth it?

I don't constantly reference my children. Refer back to Frown's list as proof.

beef curtains >>>

http://i.imgur.com/CUS0sPq.jpg

Watch out Chelsea.. Batlord is flirting with you. Run.

You'll know I'm flirting when you find cigarette butts on the ground outside your bedroom window.

The only butts outside my bedroom window are rock hard and come with their own garden gnomes.

Okay, not yet. I'm still in the "bones" and soil building stages of most my gardening :)